sidbest:

#YOU’RE ALWAYS SIGHING LIKE YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF WE’RE GOING TO WAR

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

I bet the gnommish at the bottom of the pages in atlantis complex translates to: this is eoin colfer I have been kidnapped by hyperion and forced to write a bad fanfiction version of artemis fowl please send help

just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone. 

tamamuratamao:

that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like

ardentlyblue:

niji-tan:

…he got what he wanted in the end + onigiri from nino

OHNO/BUM BAG THE TRUEST OF ALL SHIPS LBR

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

duangtamuk:

J web

“Endless Game”